Johnny Twobags-The Vandals

[ti:Johnny Twobags] [ar:The Vandals] [al:Live Fast Diarrhea] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.36]Johnny Twobags - The Vandals [00:01.44]Written by：David Quackenbush [00:02.72]Johnny twobags doesn't have the blues [00:05.02]And it makes him sad brings him down [00:07.85] [00:08.87]But not down enough to have the blues [00:12.08] [00:13.40]'Cause he's too white to have the blues [00:16.08]He thinks he should be [00:17.01]Black to have the blues [00:18.42] [00:19.00]He's too green to sing the blues [00:20.78] [00:21.46]And orange county ain't [00:22.98]A breeding ground for blues [00:24.83] [00:26.79]Oh Johnny do shut up [00:28.58] [00:29.19]I know you think you got it rough [00:31.08] [00:31.67]You say your life is hard [00:33.08] [00:34.40]Well you didn't spend your days [00:35.81]Stealin' chickens from [00:36.73]The rich folks yard [00:38.67] [00:39.66]Don't play me for a fool [00:41.19] [00:41.88]Your dad wasn't traded for a mule [00:43.99] [00:44.73]Do you know what I mean [00:46.26] [00:47.86]Even if your band gets [00:48.74]Dropped from Dr Dream [00:50.80] [00:52.56]You ain't black [00:53.64]And you ain't blind [00:54.67] [00:55.18]You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind [00:57.59]Well you're cleaned up [00:59.19]And you're off the booze [01:00.44]Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues [01:03.52] [01:05.24]Ken is struck in a wheel chair [01:07.57]His spine is bent beyond repair [01:09.59] [01:10.21]He's not singin' the blues [01:11.53] [01:12.72]And you never even of a prime excuse [01:16.11] [01:17.73]So at school you might have failed [01:19.69] [01:20.24]But there's men being raped in jail [01:22.78]They should be singing the blues [01:24.17] [01:25.46]And I'm starting to think [01:26.77]That you haven't paid your dues [01:28.76] [01:30.64]You ain't black and you ain't blind [01:33.06]You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind [01:35.80]So you're cleaned up [01:36.68]And you're off the booze [01:37.92] [01:38.45]Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues [01:41.47] [01:48.45]It's ok so don't be sad [01:50.72]That you're not sad [01:52.07]'Cause your still rad [01:52.96]To me [01:55.25] [02:04.04]Johnny twobags doesn't have the blues [02:06.41]And it makes him sad brings him down [02:09.07] [02:10.41]But not down enough to have the blues [02:13.55] [02:14.91]He's too white to have the blues [02:17.50]He thinks he should [02:18.30]Be black to have the blues [02:19.48] [02:20.41]He's too green to sing the blues [02:22.12] [02:22.78]And orange county [02:23.76]Ain't a breeding ground for blues [02:26.31] [02:28.00]You ain't black [02:29.05]And you ain't blind [02:30.61]You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind [02:32.56] [02:33.30]Well you're cleaned up [02:34.36]And you're off the booze [02:35.67]Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues [02:38.86] [02:45.65]It's ok so don't be sad [02:47.41] [02:47.93]That your not sad [02:49.14]'Cause your still rad [02:50.15]To me [02:52.10] [02:52.82]You don't have to pay [02:53.46]No dues or be born to lose [02:55.05]Alot of people would [02:56.08]Kill to be in your shoes [02:57.81]Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues