I've Never Been Hit By Mark E. Smith-I

[ti:I've Never Been Hit By Mark E. Smith] [ar:I, Ludicrous] [al:20 Years In Show Business] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I've Never Been Hit By Mark E. Smith - I [00:08.00]And on the 7th day he rested [00:09.41] [00:10.20]He looked at the world [00:11.04]He had created [00:11.76] [00:12.31]And was dissatisfied with his labors [00:14.05] [00:14.73]He decided to embark on a great crusade [00:16.61]To the land of Satan [00:17.74] [00:18.49]To reclaim the land plundered by his ancestors [00:20.69] [00:29.06]I've conquered all the known world [00:32.35] [00:32.95]My name is feared across the globe [00:36.34] [00:37.25]Generations revere my name [00:40.14] [00:40.65]A soldier a god an eternal flame [00:44.47]'Cos I've never been hip [00:46.38] [00:48.54]And I've never been rich [00:50.32] [00:52.45]And I've never been missed [00:54.30] [00:56.39]And I've never been hit by Mark E Smith [01:00.63] [01:08.76]I've taken every drug I can [01:11.86] [01:12.77]From Actifed to Philisan [01:15.92] [01:16.70]I drove a motorbike across Iran [01:19.78] [01:20.56]And spent some time in a caravan [01:23.56] [01:24.08]I use violence to impress my friends [01:27.83] [01:28.53]I'm building an empire that never ends [01:32.03]'Cos I've never been loved [01:33.98] [01:36.05]And I've never been hugged [01:37.97] [01:39.99]And I've never been rugged [01:41.95] [01:43.98]And I've never been drugged by Mark E Smith [01:47.36] [01:51.92]And I've never been loved [01:53.83] [01:55.89]And I've never been hugged [01:57.83] [01:59.84]And I've always on rugged [02:01.75] [02:03.79]And I've never taken drugged with Mark E Smith [02:07.24] [02:14.72]It came to pass after toiling long [02:16.88]And hard in the country of his enemies [02:19.06] [02:19.67]The prophet was arrested on charge [02:21.66]Of assault and battery [02:22.85] [02:23.82]He languished 40 days in the jail of his captors [02:27.25]Before he escaped a man [02:29.36]Determined to recapture his kingdom [02:31.87] [02:36.08]There's not many things I've not done [02:38.99] [02:39.93]I've prayed to the moon and followed the sun [02:43.06] [02:43.85]I sailed the seven seas in search of an eighth [02:47.54] [02:48.14]That was really great that I found [02:50.00] [02:51.82]I forced the lock on the pearly gates [02:55.23]'Cos I've never been it [02:57.15] [02:59.25]And I've never been licked [03:01.12] [03:03.21]And I've never been gripped [03:05.13] [03:07.18]And I've never been hit by MES [03:10.82] [03:15.26]And I've never been hip [03:17.03] [03:19.10]And I've never been stitched [03:20.96] [03:23.05]And I've never been missed [03:24.87] [03:26.97]And I never laid bricks with Mark E Smith [03:31.40] [03:33.71]Mark E Smith [03:34.88] [03:38.48]Returning to his home-land [03:40.17]After the lengthy sojourn [03:41.37] [03:42.27]None of his kinsmen remembered his name [03:43.99] [03:44.82]Finally he slew all plagiarists seated at his court [03:48.09] [03:48.71]And resumed his title off [03:50.65] [03:51.20]As Bard of the Northern Kingdoms [03:53.09] [03:55.04]'Cos I've never been it [03:56.83] [03:58.58]And I've never been ripped [04:00.54] [04:02.67]And I'm always getting pissed [04:04.57] [04:06.67]But I've never been sick with Mark E Smith [04:10.98] [04:18.90]I've never been loved [04:20.44] [04:22.47]And I've never been hugged [04:24.35] [04:26.49]And I've never been rugged [04:28.60] [04:30.45]And I've never taken drugs with Mark E Smith [04:34.66] [04:37.01]Mark E Smith [04:38.59] [04:40.78]Mark E Smith [04:42.45] [04:43.09]I've never been licked [04:44.35] [04:46.20]And I've never been gripped [04:48.10] [04:50.20]And I've never been missed [04:52.04] [04:54.19]And I've never been hit by Mark E Smith [04:58.61] [05:00.78]Mark E Smith [05:02.31] [05:04.58]Mark E Smith [05:06.69]I've never been it [05:07.90] [05:10.04]And I've never been ripped [05:11.87] [05:13.92]And I've never been stitched [05:15.86] [05:17.95]And I never been legs by Mark E Smith [05:22.48] [05:24.96]Mark E Smith [05:25.89] [05:28.66]Mark E Smith