I'll never tell [Music for "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"]-Orchestra

Emma Caulfield & Nicolas Brendon ANYA: This is the man that I plan to entangle Isn't he fine? My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine! But I'm out of the biz The name I made, I'll trade for his The only trouble is - - I'll never tell. XANDER: She is the one She's such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - - Embrace! Tight embrace! I'll never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that - - No. I'll never tell. ANYA AND XANDER: Cause there's nothing to tell. ANYA: He snores XANDER: She wheezes ANYA: Say "housework" and he freezes XANDER: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe ANYA: I talk; he breezes XANDER: She doesn't know what "please" is ANYA: His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe! ANYA AND XANDER: The vibe gets kind of scary XANDER: Like, she thinks I'm ordinary ANYA: Like, it's all just temporary XANDER: Like, her toes are kind of hairy ANYA AND XANDER: But it's all very well Cause, God knows, I'll never tell! ANYA: When things get rough, he Just hides behind his Buffy! Now look, he's getting huffy Cause he knows that I know. XANDER: She clings She's needy She's also really greedy She nev - - ANYA: His eyes are beady! XANDER: This is my verse, hello? She - - ANYA (Spoken): Look at me! I'm dancing crazy! ANYA AND XANDER: You know XANDER: You're quite the charmer ANYA My knight in armor XANDER: You're the cutest of the Scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm, yet supple - - Tight embrace! ANYA: He's swell XANDER: She's sweller ANYA: He'll always be my feller XANDER: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified ANYA: I've read this tale There's wedding, then betrayal And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide ANYA AND XANDER: I lied I said it's easy I've tried But there's these fears I can't quell XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold ANYA: Will I look good when I've gotten old? XANDER: Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful? ANYA: Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley? XANDER: Am I crazy? ANYA: Am I dreamin'? XANDER: Am I marrying a demon? ANYA AND XANDER: We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell! So, thank God, I'll never tell! I swear, that I'll never tell XANDER: My lips are sealed ANYA: I take the Fifth XANDER: Nothing to see Move it along ANYA AND XANDER: I'll never Tell!