Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)-Brad Paisley

[ti:Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)] [ar:Brad Paisley] [al:Playlist: The Very Best of Brad Paisley] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) - Brad Paisley [00:12.54]Written by：Brad Paisley/Gerry House [00:25.09]She says not to buy her flowers [00:31.29]Or big expensive gifts [00:36.72]She says she don't want jwelery [00:41.72]And she doesn't need another dress [00:49.21]If I want to show her how much [00:51.83]I adore her [00:53.81]The best way that I've found [01:00.54]Is to make sure when I'm finished [01:04.33]I put that toilet seat down [01:11.15]We've been to counseling [01:14.85]To try and see the ways we could improve [01:22.40]This thing between us [01:25.92]And different ways to show each other [01:28.09]I love you [01:34.54]Forget about those getaway vacations [01:38.33]To romantic coastal towns [01:45.51]If you want to say I love you [01:49.23]Then put that toilet seat down [01:54.94]'Cause in the middle of the night [02:01.00]It's cold and it's dark [02:06.54]And when I hear my name in vain [02:11.68]I know I haven't done my part [02:17.31]She just wants me to support her [02:23.20]And the best way that I've found [02:30.36]So with a gentle hand and a loving touch [02:34.23]I put that toilet seat down [03:15.63]I know it's kind of funny [03:18.16]You can teach a little puppy [03:21.10]But it's very hard to train a grown man [03:26.70]When I'm all about my business [03:29.36]And the path of least resistance [03:32.42]She's the one that suffers in the end [03:36.03]In the middle of the night [03:42.24]It's cold and it's dark [03:47.74]And when I hear my name in vain [03:52.79]I know I haven't done my part [03:58.53]She just wants me to support her [04:04.20]And the best way that I've found [04:11.53]So with a gentle hand and a loving touch [04:15.38]I put that toilet seat down [04:20.45]Down down