The Slide-Beautiful South

[ti:The Slide] [ar:Beautiful South] [al:Quench] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.14]The Slide - Beautiful South [00:12.14]Written by：Paul Heaton/Dave Rotheray [00:21.81]When you're too old for the swings [00:24.84] [00:26.41]You tend to choose the slide [00:29.30] [00:30.88]And they never seem to warn you [00:34.02] [00:35.48]The slide's your final ride [00:38.30] [00:39.93]And when you're at the top of it [00:42.92] [00:43.87]And you cannot see the end [00:46.98] [00:49.11]Either don't let go son [00:51.82] [00:53.13]Or grab the nearest friend [00:55.86] [00:57.66]The slide is no respecter of dignity or class [01:05.09] [01:06.59]As soon as you sit down on it [01:09.53] [01:10.80]That slide has got your ass [01:14.01] [01:14.60]Don't take the slide [01:17.07]Don't take the slide [01:19.92]Heroes and villains have tried and cried [01:23.74]A broken soul at the bottom lies denied [01:28.05]Don't take the slide [01:30.26]Don't take the slide [01:32.48] [01:48.29]When the slide was invented [01:51.36] [01:52.90]A thousand drinkers sighed [01:55.85] [01:57.36]They thought they had the copyright [02:00.35] [02:01.45]On the very word the slide [02:04.84] [02:05.97]It's a picture of innocence [02:09.63] [02:10.28]On which the innocent have fried [02:13.61] [02:15.40]Take the helter skelter son [02:18.29] [02:19.58]It's easier than the slide [02:22.42] [02:24.03]Advice to listening parents [02:26.77] [02:28.08]Or the father of the bride [02:31.70] [02:33.17]Let them marry anyone [02:35.80] [02:36.77]But don't let her take the slide [02:40.41] [02:41.13]Don't take the slide slide [02:43.43]Don't take the slide slide [02:46.65]Heroes and villains have tried and cried [02:50.14]A broken soul at the bottom lies denied slide [02:54.48]Don't take the slide [02:56.81]Don't take the slide [02:59.07] [03:14.60]It'll take you much much lower [03:17.47] [03:18.98]Than you ever would have asked [03:22.47] [03:23.77]'Cause as soon as you sit down on it [03:26.99] [03:28.28]The slide has got your ass [03:31.02] [03:32.62]It's customers are fools [03:35.86] [03:36.78]And every one of them deceased [03:40.12] [03:41.51]The long and silver murderer [03:44.40] [03:46.00]The devil must have greased [03:49.66] [03:54.48]Come on in you ride in [03:59.86] [04:04.54]The slide in the slide in [04:06.76] [04:07.73]Don't take the slide slide [04:09.86]Don't take the slide slide [04:12.85]Heroes and villains have tried and cried [04:16.14] [04:16.72]A pile of broken souls at the bottom [04:19.41]It denied slide [04:20.94]Don't take the slide [04:23.26]Don't take the slide slide [04:25.37]Don't take the slide slide [04:28.42]Heroes and villains have tried and cried [04:31.37] [04:32.01]A broken soul at the bottom it denied slide [04:36.53]Don't take the slide [04:38.71]Don't take the slide