In The Papers Today-The Hotknives

[ti:In The Papers Today] [ar:The Hotknives] [al:Screams, Dreams And Custard Creams] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.16]In The Papers Today - The Hotknives [00:01.32]Written by：R. Allen [00:02.32] [00:13.74]Well the two forty eight [00:15.17]Was a minute too late [00:16.58]And the planning permission [00:18.14]Refused on the gate [00:19.42]Or the crisis with whatever food this week [00:23.02] [00:24.81]Someone else won a million [00:26.53]And blew it on shares [00:27.88]And the adverts stair lifts [00:29.48]Glide up the stairs [00:30.49]And the bingo card inside is yours to keep [00:34.33] [00:36.35]For the little old lady it was love at first sight [00:39.07]From the renegade butler who wore makeup at night [00:41.79]To the boy in the car who was speeding by far [00:44.70] [00:45.54]It's just what they say [00:47.01] [00:48.18]In the papers today [00:49.75] [00:55.67]Giant bees by the thousand are making a swarm [00:58.47]And it's nobody's fault just the winter was warm [01:01.26]And it's someone famous' secret out to see [01:05.04] [01:06.67]There's a three hour delay [01:08.14]On the M twenty five [01:09.45]And a swimmer who's ninety who's barely alive [01:12.12]And a vicar who says mass on ecstasy [01:15.98] [01:17.72]For the little old lady it was love at first sight [01:20.49]From the renegade butler who wore makeup at night [01:23.23]To the boy in the car who was speeding by far [01:26.11] [01:26.73]It's just what they say [01:28.09] [01:29.32]In the papers today [01:30.88] [01:31.72]Glossy magazines with happy homes and healthy beans [01:36.62] [01:37.16]People's lives all stripped down to the core [01:41.19] [01:42.21]Scandals politicians and the faces on our screens [01:48.07]Designer suits and other suits of law [01:52.14] [02:09.60]They saw elvis again on the ten o'clock news [02:12.30]Though the desk would have covered his new blue suede shoes [02:15.03]Lord lucan owns a pub just down the road [02:18.94] [02:20.49]There's a girl on page seven who's covered in tears [02:23.28]Says goodbye to her man for another eight years [02:26.04]And a boy of three just cracked a complex code [02:29.82] [02:31.46]For the little old lady it was love at first sight [02:34.05]From the renegade butler who wore makeup at night [02:36.93]To the boy in the car who was speeding by far [02:39.67] [02:40.23]It's just what they say [02:41.98] [02:42.88]In the papers today