Blackmail Man-Ian Dury

I'm an Irish cripple, a Scottish Jew I'm the blackmail man A raspberry ripple, a buckle my shoe I'm the blackmail man I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek I'm the blackmail man A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak I'm the blackmail man Well, I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do Every one of you I'm the blackmail man You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick I'll put the black on you I'm the blackmail man Blackmail man I'm a Paki Chink, a half-cocked ponce I'm the blackmail man A tiddly-wink, a Charlie Ronce I'm the blackmail man I'm a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk I'm the blackmail man A paraffin lamp, an elephant's trunk I'm the blackmail man I'm the blackmail man and I think you stink You pen and ink Blackmail man I hate your guts, Newington Butts I'll put the black on you I'm the blackmail man Hampton Wick, Berkshire Hunt Fraser and Nash pony and trap Blackmail man Up your 'arris, in your mince Hampton's don't leave fingerprints I'm the blackmail man Blackmail man and I think you stink You pen and ink I'm the blackmail man I hate your guts, your Newington Butts I put the black on you I'm the blackmail man