It Ain't A Crime [Amended Version]-House of Pain

[ti:It Ain't A Crime (Amended Version)] [ar:House of Pain] [al:Same As It Ever Was (Amended Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]It Ain't A Crime [Amended Version] - House of Pain [00:24.61]Johnny was a bad boy he was juvenile delinquent [00:27.73]He had his picture on the wall of every precinct [00:30.64]He had a rep of hanging out with his homies [00:33.67]Puffin' on the blunts and sippin' on the forties [00:36.41]But when he spoke nobody would listen [00:38.77] [00:39.53]And when he was home yo [00:40.64]His parents they would diss him [00:42.34]They called him a bum a worthless piece of shit [00:44.78] [00:45.91]So over this he had a fit [00:47.81]And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door [00:50.72] [00:51.27]And walks to the neighborhood liquor store [00:53.79]Pulls out a gun tells the old man hit the floor [00:56.70]Then breaks open his register drawer [00:58.55] [00:59.06]Pulls out the money stuffs it in his pocket [01:02.10]Points his pistol then he starts to cock it [01:05.10]The man panics and gun goes off [01:07.57]Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off [01:10.72]But he don't care 'cuz Johnny was taught [01:12.81] [01:13.61]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [01:15.66] [01:16.49]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [01:18.52] [01:19.26]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [01:21.41] [01:22.14]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [01:24.24] [01:24.97]That's how it is homie like it or not [01:27.53]Now coming out store Johnny shot two Haisidic Jews [01:30.40] [01:31.02]And when he got home his face was on the news [01:33.24]His mom freaked out told him get the f**k out [01:36.03]That when the pigs rolls up so yo he ducked out [01:38.97]He hit the backdoor like his name was Carl Lewis [01:41.69]Dipped to the pay phone to find out where his crew is [01:44.81]He called up his homeboy Jose word up [01:47.85]Can I come over my man he said no way [01:50.34]A cop was here he was looking all over for you [01:53.08] [01:54.27]But I told the pig that I didn't know you [01:55.99]He said cool meet me up at the school [01:58.69]I need a ride 'cuz I'm wanted for homicide [02:01.12] [02:01.64]Johnny's got a gun and he's on the run [02:03.38]But he don't care to him this shits fun [02:06.49]Now that he's an outlaw sorta like Robin Hood [02:10.23]The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood [02:13.48]If they catch him he'll wind up in court [02:15.53]But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught [02:18.17] [02:19.01]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [02:21.01] [02:21.83]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [02:23.87] [02:24.61]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [02:26.66] [02:27.46]That's how it is homie like it or not [02:29.47] [02:30.27]It ain't a crime if you don't get caught [02:32.35] [02:33.15]It ain't a sale if it don't get bought [02:35.19] [02:36.06]It ain't a show if I don't get paid