Ironic

[ti:Ironic] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:A Tribute to Women Who Rock, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.78]Ironic - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:01.94] [00:02.54]Hey yiah yiah [00:03.90] [00:04.82]Yiah yea yea [00:06.86]Hey yiah [00:08.11] [00:12.24]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:16.27] [00:17.30]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:21.59] [00:22.89]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:27.35] [00:28.57]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:32.35] [00:33.37]Isn't it ironic [00:34.54] [00:36.59]Don't you think? [00:37.26] [00:38.59]It's like rain on your weddin' day [00:43.40] [00:44.29]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:48.82] [00:49.79]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [00:54.32] [00:55.61]And who would've thought, it figures [00:58.88] [01:01.60]Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:05.18] [01:06.56]He packed his suitcase [01:07.90] [01:09.25]And kissed his kids goodbye [01:10.63] [01:12.16]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight [01:16.58] [01:17.90]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:20.58] [01:21.12]Well, isn't this nice [01:22.24] [01:23.07]And isn't it ironic [01:23.83] [01:26.33]Don't you think? [01:26.84] [01:28.33]It's like rain on your weddin' day [01:33.10] [01:33.96]It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:38.42] [01:39.41]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:43.93] [01:45.63]And who would've thought, it figures [01:48.33] [01:51.21]Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you [01:54.55]When you think everything's okay [01:56.14] [01:57.11]And everything's goin' right, right [01:58.84] [02:02.21]And life has a funny way [02:03.63] [02:04.39]Nobody helpin' you out when [02:05.61]You think everyhing's gone wrong [02:07.01] [02:07.64]And everything blows up [02:09.18]In your face [02:09.88] [02:13.45]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:17.15] [02:18.16]A no smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:23.02] [02:24.09]It's like ten thousand spoons [02:25.59] [02:26.42]When all you need is a knife [02:28.53] [02:29.98]It's meetin' the man of my dreams [02:31.44] [02:32.48]And then meetin' his beautiful wife, umm [02:35.13] [02:36.30]And isn't it ironic [02:37.34] [02:39.49]Don't you think? [02:40.06] [02:41.76]A little too ironic [02:43.44] [02:44.88]And yeah, I really do think [02:45.88] [02:46.85]It's like rain on your weddin' day [02:51.82] [02:52.59]It's a free ride when you've already paid [02:57.15] [02:58.07]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:02.64] [03:04.24]And who would've thought, it figures [03:06.95] [03:14.04]And well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:18.86] [03:20.15]And life has a funny, [03:21.88] [03:22.58]Funny way of helpin' you out [03:26.87] [03:28.51]Helpin' you out