The Deal Maker-Celph Titled/Apathy

[ti:The Deal Maker] [ar:Celph Titled] [al:Nineteen Ninety Now] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.91]The Landmine Lieutenant [00:02.11] [00:03.28]In the muthaf**kin' house [00:04.39] [00:08.44]We about to do it like this [00:09.78] [00:20.61]I hold the record for [00:21.62]The most ignorant rhymes said [00:23.34]That'll knock that cowboy [00:24.46]Hat off of I'm us head [00:25.49] [00:26.01]Catch me on the Food Network [00:27.55]And watch me handle beef [00:28.68]2 letters I'm O T [00:29.42] [00:29.95]2 words I'm gettin' money [00:31.29]2 verses I'm gettin' twenty [00:32.74]And that's thousands [00:33.63]Hoo ridin' through L A [00:34.70]In a Bronco with Al Cowlings [00:36.17]The head honcho I'm out browsin' [00:37.96]And I ain't lookin' for bulletproof Hummers [00:39.92]Just for bullets that shoot Hummers [00:41.27]And Beamers with moonroofs for the summer [00:43.23]For easy access to jump out poppin' [00:44.72]And turn ya brains to au grauting [00:46.61]Rotten as a young kid [00:48.05]I never was the dude to call [00:49.51]Too busy turnin' G I [00:50.54]Joes into voodoo dolls [00:52.12]Put my cigarette out on ya nose [00:54.28]Get blood on my suit [00:55.31]I got a thousand of those [00:56.76]Can't come close [00:57.30]My discography's the one with the most [00:59.26]Cause I appear on more tracks [01:00.67]Than Dale Earnhardt's ghost [01:01.75]If you approach I'll murder though [01:03.62]My gun flip more shells [01:05.05]Than the Ninja Turtle show [01:06.32]This is my movie in 3D [01:07.90]Slice ya neck with a Fugees CD [01:09.89]And stick Lauryn Hill with the coroner's bill [01:12.58]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [01:15.32]And we do like this [01:16.74]And we do like this [01:17.97]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [01:20.50]And we do like this [01:21.78]And we do like this [01:23.05]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [01:25.65]And we do like this [01:26.96]And we do like this [01:28.27]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [01:30.74]And we do it like this [01:32.06]And we do it like [01:33.06]Muthaf**kin' Celph Titled is back yeah [01:34.73]You can't the diminish fact [01:36.03]I pull the panties off of feminine acts [01:37.85]And with Sinista on the scratch maaaan [01:39.92]You know I'm rippin' this wax cause Buckwild [01:41.72]Came with the pimpinest track [01:42.97]And with style and grace [01:44.20]I'll punch a guy in his face [01:46.12]Wipe out remove [01:47.08]Erase and annihilate [01:48.58]Yeah that's how I move when I swing [01:50.96]And like Ben Grimm's wife [01:52.12]You ain't doin' a Thing [01:53.41]I done been ripped mics [01:54.73]From Australia to Queens [01:55.99]Smacked wack labels up [01:57.25]For bogus sh*t they released [01:58.60]And when Moses split the seas [02:00.41]I jumped the gap on water skis [02:01.98]Did you look back Nah [02:03.09]Nothin' more to see [02:04.30]Cause on my Island [02:05.24]There's no sign of Def Jam [02:06.85]Won't sign with left hand [02:07.95]Right hand Aight SCRAM [02:09.58]I shine bright next to mic stands [02:11.19]Might just blind ya eye sight [02:12.60]And give ya hype man a slight tan [02:14.48]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [02:17.22]And we do it like this [02:18.54]And we do it like this [02:19.96]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [02:22.42]And we do like this [02:23.75]And we do like this [02:25.16]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [02:27.57]And we do like this [02:28.88]And we do like this [02:30.39]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [02:32.70]And we do like this [02:33.98]And we do like [02:34.95]Rough enough when I swing with a uppercut [02:37.53]Yellin' at rappers like [02:38.66]A megaphone with the button stuck [02:40.42]Kerosene pour quarts out [02:42.03]In front of the court house [02:43.12]Light a match and in a calm manner I walk out [02:45.27]In Atlanta I bring the Hawks out [02:47.05]These are Doberman jaws [02:48.32]I looked over and saw you had a small snout [02:50.78]Do I catch wreck Hell yeah [02:52.53]I'm the Fresh Prince of Hell's Lair [02:54.16]You'll better get some healthcare [02:55.85]F**kin' with Celph's rare [02:57.29]Not too many wanna do it [02:58.50]But the ones that did got [02:59.95]They record label ruined [03:01.12]Made you switch angles [03:02.15]Somethin' ain't lookin' right [03:03.32]Underground rappers turned [03:04.75]To Criss Angel lookalikes [03:06.01]That's what a faggot's lookin' like [03:07.85]So f**k anybody that knows ya [03:09.69]You a coward and a poser [03:10.95]I'm about flows that roast ya [03:12.63]Your sh*t's dead [03:13.49]It's leftover french bread [03:14.61]From Stouffers burnt in my toaster [03:16.39]Certainly it's over [03:17.66]You'll gotta start with a new scheme [03:19.54]Your goofball Ron Burgundy news team [03:21.53]Ain't bringin' the forecast [03:22.52] [03:23.06]My hurricane cyclone attack leave you [03:25.02]With your bones cracked and four casts [03:26.53] [03:27.05]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this [03:29.57]And we do it like this [03:30.83]And we do it like this [03:32.32]Ha ha ha ha and we do like this 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