Mock Mozart-Peter Ustinov/Richard Murdoch/Graham Moffatt

[ti:Mock Mozart] [ar:Peter Ustinov/Richard Murdoch/Graham Moffatt] [al:The Classic Comedy Collection 4] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mock Mozart - Peter Ustinov/Richard Murdoch/Graham Moffatt [00:01.99]Written by：Porter/Swann [00:03.98]Now listen please [00:05.11]I'll tell you confidentially [00:06.76] [00:07.32]How adcs [00:08.73]Are trained in social grace [00:10.07] [00:11.00]They must be brave [00:12.27]For daily [00:12.87]They're called upon to save [00:15.18]His excellency's face [00:17.64] [00:19.00]Any explanation [00:20.00]Of the duties of an adc [00:22.46]Proves the complications [00:23.64]That are rife at government house [00:25.94]Certain situations [00:27.34]They could never let a lady see [00:29.43]There are strange vibrations [00:30.70]In the life of government house [00:32.36] [00:32.90]Truth is often sacrificed [00:34.49]For reasons of diplomacy [00:36.29]That of course you understand [00:38.05]But all the same [00:38.99]It must be grand [00:40.02]To be [00:40.76]So suave [00:41.74]So calm [00:42.47]So dignified [00:43.61]If you knew what all that signified [00:47.27]They [00:49.55]Who break the ninth commandment every day [00:52.92]Would hang their heads in shame and say [00:54.56] [00:55.12]'Forgive [00:55.89]We have [00:56.26] [00:56.80]To live [00:57.66]Officially on feet of clay' [01:00.93] [01:01.64]Every minute [01:02.53]We're made to sin it [01:03.47]Is really very depraved [01:05.20]But to hell with the lies we tell [01:07.09]His excellency's honour must be saved [01:09.77] [01:16.29]His excellency regrets [01:17.95]That owing to an attack of gout [01:19.69]He really dare not venture out [01:21.55]On saturday to dine [01:22.83] [01:23.47]His excellency regrets [01:25.08]That owing to doctor's orders [01:26.42]He cannot attend the mission tea [01:28.66]And also must decline [01:29.90] [01:30.45]Your kind invitation [01:32.56]For wednesday week [01:33.81]A slight operation [01:35.67]And poor circulation [01:37.52]Combined with a weedy physique [01:39.26]Has made him unable to speak [01:40.44] [01:40.98]All this in addition to what [01:42.19] [01:42.72]The doctors describe as a clot [01:44.61]Which may disappear [01:45.31]By the end of the year [01:46.66]But may very possibly not [01:48.21] [01:48.90]His excellency regrets [01:50.72]That owing to his exalted state [01:52.41]He can no more associate [01:54.19]With amiable brunettes [01:56.02]Walk up walk up [01:57.86]We're willing to take your bets [01:58.96] [01:59.57]That that's one of the principal things [02:01.45]His excellency regrets [02:02.92]So now you know [02:04.00]About the diplomatic corps [02:06.40]How it can so [02:07.77]Corrupt the soul of youth [02:08.96] [02:10.03]What happen if [02:10.59] [02:11.20]Someday they gave the waiting world a whiff [02:13.97]Of plain unvarnished truth [02:16.22] [02:17.72]His excellency regrets [02:19.36]That failing a better alibi [02:21.34]He must admit he'd rather die [02:22.96]Than open your bazaar [02:24.74]His excellency regrets [02:25.84] [02:26.43]That lacking enough official scope [02:28.17]He can't disband the band of hope [02:30.04]No matter where they are [02:31.08] [02:31.81]He frankly despises [02:33.80]The people he rules [02:35.29]His gorge also rises [02:37.09]When giving the prizes [02:38.84]At co educational schools [02:40.69]To rows of illiterate fools [02:42.37]And if you should write in the book [02:43.48] [02:44.03]He'll give you a murderous look [02:45.69] [02:46.23]For it ruins his day [02:47.21]To be taken away [02:48.07]From his rod and his line and his hook [02:49.79] [02:50.58]His excellency regrets [02:52.28]He hasn't enough to run the house [02:54.01]Or pay the staff or feed a mouse [02:55.87]Upon the pay he gets [02:57.60]Hey ho hey ho [02:59.60]He's up to his ears in debts [03:01.28]But that's one of the least of the things his excellency regrets